i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
- Baby: M-m
- Mom: Mama?
- Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
*gains 5 pounds*
when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want